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Total 118 quotes in Laughter
21. "Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're not careful, you'll step into a very sticky situation.
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22. "Laughter is the best medicine of the heart.
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23. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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24. "I'm an angel, honest! These horns are just to keep my halo up.
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25. "I may not be perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!
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26. "Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.
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27. "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
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28. "A laugh is simply a smile out loud.
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29. "The early bird gets the worm but, the second mouse gets the cheese.
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30. "Why are wrong numbers never busy?
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