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Total 118 quotes in Laughter
31. "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
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32. "The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues.
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33. "I know that the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things cost so much?
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34. "When one laughs, it makes everyone's day better.
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35. "Dating is like a test drive, you keep trying until you find the right "
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36. "Everyone thinks I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up! There's a difference.
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37. "Laugh when you can, it's a cheap medicine.
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38. "I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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39. "The space between the tears we cry is the laughter that keeps us coming back for more.
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40. "I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire if the furnace breaks... oh, it could be so nice, growing old with you.
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