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Total 118 quotes in Laughter
51. "I think you're suppose to marry the person you're opposite with, that way two people won't make the same mistake.
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52. "Why do they call it a french kiss if Italians do it the best?
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53. "Behind every good man stands a suprised mother-in-law.
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54. "If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
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55. "Before you criticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes ... that way when you criticise them you are a mile away and you have their shoes!
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56. "He broke my heart, so I broke his nose!
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57. "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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58. "Beauty passes by those who think they're one with beauty ... .
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59. "Sometimes you're the bug and sometimes you're the windshield.
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60. "The world is having a party on my back; I'm not invited.
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