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Total 118 quotes in Laughter
61. "Love is Daddy giving Mommy the good piece of chicken.
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62. "Why torture yourself when life and love does it for you?
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63. "Love is like PMS; only one pain reliever takes away the all pain.
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64. "Sometimes what you're looking for is right where you left it.
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65. "Treat the boys like they are little toys 'cause you can stay up all night playing with them.
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66. "Live your life in such a way that you won't be afraid to sell the family parrot to the town's gossip; my parrot died for unknown reasons.
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67. "Open your heart, and you become a target.
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68. "I love you more than my teddybear, but please, don't tell him ... .
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69. "Sex is like money; the more you get, the more you want.
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70. "The meaning of life is as undescribable as the taste of awful green bean soup!
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